Geography Professor Finds Osama Bin Laden, Refuses To Go Get Him

February 18, 2009

[via Why Mommy Is A Republican]

Geography Professor Thomas Gillespie of UCLA has employed a technique typically used for tracking endangered species in order to pinpoint the most likely location of the world’s most wanted terrorist.

…..Gillespie describes how he used biogeographic data including bin Laden’s last known location, cultural background, security needs, declining health, limited mobility and height to create a mathematical model that he claims will show where the terror mastermind is hiding.

[click here to see exactly where Osama is located]

I wonder what the model would predict if he input Osama’s disposition as “Corpse”?

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