Keep These Ladies Away From Your Little Buddy

October 5, 2009

Below are mug shots of three women charged with false imprisonment and misdemeanor assault for reportedly gluing a man’s penis to his abdomen. They are expected to enter their pleas in court today.

The justice system should be lenient with these women and offer them a way to avoid significant jail time for genital mutilation. Perhaps the state should release them if they agree to have their labia Krazy-glued shut.

Woman in Krazy Glue case due in court today

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Defendant: Wendy L. Sewell

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Defendant: Michelle Belliveau

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Defendant: Therese Ziemann

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9 Responses to Keep These Ladies Away From Your Little Buddy

  1. L. Steven Beene on October 5, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    1 of the women ALSO had a spouse – something the MSM never seemed to find time to mention.

    Their bail was like … what? $50?

    Imagine if a MAN or MEN had done this to a woman?

    They’d be facing sexual assault charges.

    Equality is an ALL time thing. Any conservatives who want to bray on about chivalry can do it on their own time, on their own dime, and in their own life – not with mine.

    Kidnapping, sexual assault, and any other charges that would be brought against men – that’s equality.

    Steven

  2. Beretta on October 5, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Some guys just don’t have any standards or shame.I can’t imagine wanting to have sex with
    any of them.My dick would run and hide.

  3. james on October 6, 2009 at 12:52 am

    I can’t IMAGINE why women would want to get revenge on us guys.

  4. Sully on October 6, 2009 at 7:08 am

    I need more proof that those are women.

  5. Fuzzlenutter on October 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

    We should introduce these “ladies” to David Letterman…

  6. L. Steven Beene on October 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Ummm, I know this seems HILARIOUS to some, but I would ask anyone to consider how “funny” this would be if 3-4 men did this to the labia of a woman.

    It’s a weakness I see in Consevatism/Libertarianism: projected chivalry. Either we are equals or we are not.

    There’s a lot of things done to men in our society that we would not tolerate men doing to women – either we address it or it continues.

    So, if the jokers here think that women who cheat deserve their labia superglued shut, then I’m wrong – if you don’t then stand up when this kind of a thing happens.

    Seriously. Some serious commenters and analysts who turn into juvenile children on some subjects.

  7. Sully on October 7, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Well I still want proof that those are women Steven.

    If they are men as I suspect, your argument is rendered moot.

    PS lighten up

  8. Longhaired Conservative on October 7, 2009 at 10:12 am

    AAAGGH! Eye bleach please.

  9. Founding Blogger on October 8, 2009 at 1:28 am

    I need more proof that those are women.

    Ha!

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