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Osama Bin Laden Comments On Fort Hood Massacre! Slams Fox News!
November 6, 2009 | 6 Comments
This was in our in-box today:
Associated Press
Islamabad – Muslim militant Osama bin Laden made a statement today, just hours after Malik Nadal Hasan was violently gunned down at the Fort Hood military installation in Texas, USA, during what some are calling a “terrorist attack”.
Accompanied by his 2nd in command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Mr. Laden declared, “This attempted martyrdom operation in Texas, is a blessed and sweet victory for Allah in the fight against the infidels and their Zionist slave masters.”
When pressed by a Reuters correspondent, if anyone inside the al Qaeda organization was offended by those in the American media who are calling Mr. Hasan’s behavior “terrorism”, Mr. Laden laughed, “This was not a “terrorist” operation. Even the infidel President Obama has declared the so-called “war on terror” over. “
Turning serious for a moment, Mr. Laden singled out one news organization as particularly offensive, “Fox News is recklessly disseminating details of Malik’s background,” he said.
Mr. Laden advised people not to jump to reckless conclusions, “Who in this room doesn’t have things in their past which might be embarrassing if they were ever made public? They are just playing the terror card and it’s very offensive. This Fox News is not a legitimate news organization.”
Visibly agitated, Mr. Zawahiri insisted, “This was an overseas contingency operation. Plain and simple. To call it anything else is a double standard, and yet another example of the white supremacy inherent in the Orientalist Western Infidel Zionist Empire.”
The press conference abruptly ended when Mr. Laden motioned with a raised eyebrow to a nearby militant in his entourage. The masked activist removed a hunting knife from his satchel, and cut off the head of a hooded and bound impure woman who stood accused of allegedly turning herself into a whore by allowing 2 men to “rape” her.
The whore was also charged with reading, and being outdoors while unaccompanied by a male family member. Those cases are still pending.
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Do you have a link for this story? I’m not able to find it.
Link unavailable for this dark satire.
Damn I almost fell for it!!
Please do not insult me by prefixing “Mr.” when reference Laden and Zawahiri. “Mr.” is preserve for gentlemen. I have no comments on them except that it doesn’t surprise me that they are fans and friends of Fox.
I don’t blame Obama for his inappropriate “shout out” or using the shooting to advance his political agenda. Or going to Camp David instead of Fort Hood… I blame the Amercan people who voted him into office and giving him the power to do so.
What is the nature of your blame?