PAKISTAN BANS JESUS CHRIST AND 1000+ OTHER WORDS! (NSFW)

November 21, 2011

Here’s something you won’t see texted in Sharia-compliant Pakistan: “GR8 having my weenie in your SnatchPatch U AssWhore! They don’t call U the Cock Queen 4 nut’n”

From Gizmodo:

The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority doesn’t want Pakistanis to be able to text the following words to each other…

The list includes

ASS WHORE
BUDWEISER
COCK QUEEN
G-UNIT
POCKET POOL
SHAWTYPIMP
SNATCH PATCH
WEENIE

Also banned: Homosexual, Interracial, and Jesus Christ. So you will also never see the following text in Shariastan: “I don’t care what @JesusChrist says, Im cool with interracial homosexuals. B A Playa not a H8r”

One Response to PAKISTAN BANS JESUS CHRIST AND 1000+ OTHER WORDS! (NSFW)

  1. No texting Jesus Christ! | Save Capitalism on November 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm

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